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Portland, we've got a rainy rendezvous coming our way! Overnight, expect rain likely before 5 am, with temperatures dropping to a cool 49 degrees. It's going to be mostly cloudy with calm winds. We've got a 70 percent chance of precipitation, so grab those umbrellas!

Friday's looking like a wet adventure. Rain likely after 1 pm, temperatures climbing to near 59 degrees with a south southwest wind around 6 miles per hour. Another 70 percent chance of precipitation - looks like the clouds are feeling extra generous!

Weather Playbook time! Let's talk about precipitation probability. When we say 70 percent chance of rain, it means there's a good chance you'll see some liquid sunshine. It doesn't mean 70 percent of the area will get wet, but rather there's a 70 percent chance rain will occur at any point in the forecast area. Meteorology magic, folks!

Now for our three-day forecast: Friday night brings more rain after 2 am, with temperatures around 52 degrees. Saturday continues the wet trend with rain likely before 10 am and a high near 58 degrees. Sunday? More rain, mainly after 10 am, with temperatures reaching 57 degrees.

And here's a weather joke for you: Why did the meteorologist bring an umbrella to the party? Because he wanted to make it rain!

Heading into early next week, we're looking at continued precipitation with temperatures hovering in the low to mid 50s.

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Stay dry, Portland!

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