22: Y’all, these first three episodes of Real Housewives of Miami had me in a chokehold. From Todd secretly filing for divorce and still hanging around like nothing happened, to Lisa and Larissa’s explosive feud in Milan, to Julia throwing a drink at Guerdy = during what was supposed to be a baby celebration - it’s pure Bravo chaos.

I break it all down:

→ Todd and Alexia’s messy divorce saga

→ Larissa vs. Lisa in Milan (yes, with Fabulous weighing in)

→ Guerdy =’s breast cancer recovery and Julia’s shady behavior

→ Why your hole knows when it’s time to move on

→ Marisol’s surprise wedding…and the eye patch?

On This Episode We Cover: 

→ 00:00:00 - Introduction 

→ 00:01:35 - Braless baddie moment

→ 00:02:52 - Housewives friendship drama

→ 00:09:52 - Todd & Alexia divorce mess

→ 00:18:17 - Larsa vs Lisa in Milan

→ 00:22:01 - Jody’s wild birthday party

→ 00:27:08 - Housewives gossip session

→ 00:35:06 - B!tch Boy Behavior exposed

→ 00:37:02 - Marisol’s courthouse wedding

→ 00:39:02 - Kendra’s Court: who’s lying?

→ 00:44:12 - Tookes Takeaway: hate him

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