This week the TOGA Boys have had enough. Enough with these ghosts, enough with this undead cat, enough with the weird paintings, enough with this castle in the year 2017, with its lack of central air and, like, any wifi whatsoever. We don't need a professor to teach us how to turn a cat into a teapot or whatever. We can figure out how to cook fame and homebrew glory or whatever. We don't need this school! We're dropping out of Hogwarts!

Other topics: Albus & Harry, this summer's most heart-warming family film,

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