The TOGA boys just arrived on campus and we've been invited to our first party. But there's so much pressure! Do we go the comfortable and stereotypical party route and get buzzed on bad beer and dance music? Or do we take the road less traveled and get freaky with the foreign exchange students and the punk house? Either way, it's gonna be a mess and we're gonna feel terrible tomorrow morning.

Other topics: FIDLAR or FIBLAR, Pharrell's noise-rock alter-ego Ferrall, sexy sweaty bird men