Dearly beloved,

We are gathered here today to honor the memory of AOL Instant Messenger. For no more will we hear the sound of that door opening, nor closing. Nor opening and closing rapidly because one of our jackass friends thinks its funny to go invisible and visible over and over agin. It definitely is, but come on, Jeremy, knock it off. Here we are joined by the last remaining survivors of this computer application, The TOGA Boys, who have graciously provided a playlist for this funeral, because that is something that you do at funeral. May AIM rest in peace forever. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. the_toga_boys_69 has gone away

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Includes samples from the following, all used to critique and analyze the music on their respective albums

"Knockout," "Runnin," "Get A Life," "Prom Queen" off of the album Rebirth by Lil Wayne

"Every Day's the Weekend," "I Love You Like A Brother," "Backpack," "Lotto In Reverse" off of the album I Love You Like A Brother by Alex Lahey

"Your Heart Is An Empty Room," "Brothers On A Hotel Bed," "Stable Song," "I Will Follow You Into The Dark" off of the album Plans by Death Cab For Cutie

"I'm Lost Without You," "Violence," "Feeling This" off of the album Blink-182 by Blink-182