'Twas the night before (the night before the night before the night before) Christmas, when all through the pod

The TOGA Boys were keeping Mrs. Clause company, because her husband's a clod

David watched her make cookies with her delicate hand

And Kyle somehow managed to bring a relevant Emo band

The party got started when Andrew showed up

And since arriving, Matt has been staring at a whisky-filled cup

It's a match made in heaven, like (I wanna say) Ross and Rachel

Buckle up y'all chuckleheads, it's the TOGA Christmas Special!

Includes samples from the following, all used to critique and analyze the music on their respective albums

"All the Way," "Stranger at the Table," "The Tragedy" off of the album Merry Christmas Lil Mama by Chance the Rapper and Jeremih

"Emo Revival Christmas 2014," "I Wish It was Christmas Every Day," "Happier New Year" off of the album Like a Gift From God Or Whatever by Chris Farren

"Comes Love," "You're My Thrill," "A Case Of You," "Both Sides Now" off of the album Both Sides Now by Joni Mitchell

"O Tannenbaum" off of the album A Charlie Brown Christmas by The Vince Guaraldi Trio