Don't spend your life sitting on the toilet, get out there and explore! You could climb to the top of a pyramid if you wanted to, but don't be surprised when squids start suicide bombing your beach party. Who knows, they might even make a movie about you. Or maybe a hundred movies!

Warning: This statement may cause you to have higher expectations for your life than are reasonably possible or even healthy to think about. But seriously, quit hogging the bathroom, other people live here too ya know.