Tom Brady Fake Retires and Joe Burrow's Got Us Obsessed Ft. Kelsey Cook

- Adam Schefter prematurely announces that Tom Brady retired, but we are waiting to hear from Brady himself

- dressing up for events that don't need to be dressed up for

- Feits realizes he's pissed off the ASPCA

- where is the best place to pop a pimple?

- Tony Romo and his odd analysis

- Jacqed Up - Bengals vs Chiefs and Rams vs 49ers

- Top 5 Video games

- Zack lost his phone and the rest of his life is also crumbling around him

- Voicemails

- Kelsey Cook interview on a m***urbating horror story, hustling people in fooseball, chasing tequila with bologna, and much more

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0:00 - Tom Brady Fake Retires

15:24 - Dressing up

26:24 - ASPCA hates Feits

30:31 - Best place to pop a pimple

35:21 - Tony Romo is struggling

38:29 - Top 5 Video Games

1:08:44 - Jacqed Up

1:14:37 - Zack Lost his phone

1:24:22 - Voicemails

1:42:39 - Kelsey Cook Interview preview

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