Do you swear in front of your kids? Rosie and I struggle with this, let us know if we're alone here.

We talk about the Gorga's new front of the house. Can someone explain the new porch to me (Tijani)? Why did Jackie come for Emily online? Could she not have sent her a PM?

We get into Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Ep8 and Real Housewives of Orange County S17 Ep4.

RHOA - Kandi and Sheree's walk is the highlight for us. Is self shade a thing?

RHOC - Annabelle steals the show again! Chanel wellies, would they be good for keeping the rain out? Shannon in costume is life, argue with yourself! Also a PSA, you can't get pregnant downstairs, gravity doesn't allow it - my lord!

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