No Jay I will not do a live recreation of Kayne West and his cousin.

My dad used to toast Christmas with a glass of champaign and the line for our friends and family Champaign and to our enemies real pain.

This always elicits the same groan from everyone as the same dad joke gets both better and worse every year.

So my Drunk sister last year beats him to the toast.

But she has a bottle of Shampoo and toasts for our friends and family Shampoo and for our enemies real poo.

I don't think I have herd my dad laugh that hard since I told him how Jay lost his virginity.