Salutations and Good Morrow,

I hope this collection of 1’s and 0’s finds each of you in great health and fantastic spirits! I am transmitting this message from somewhere in the future where I have been cultivating an astounding collection of ‘oonce’ and ‘whomp whomp’ for your listening pleasure. These carefully crafted frequencies have the unique ability to transcend space-time while simultaneously forcing you to shake your collective money makers. I hope you enjoy it. It’s made with love, sugar and 20Hz-20Khz!

All the best,