We celebrate Billy's eleventh (11th) birthday by sucking down a spinal bifta and wondering if we can afford a McClunging. We then watch on, as Michael Jordan attempts to sell our house, Michael Johnson refuses to sign our book and Ned goes for a World Record. Meanwhile, Tony D takes a well-earned break from the barbie to dimmy Lord Panic. . .

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