What do four bagels, Barbie legs, Carrie Underwood’s football-field lips, and robot chicken fights in Oklahoma all have in common? Absolutely nothing—except they all show up in today’s chaos.

In this episode, Austin tackles:

• The tragic limit of human bagel consumption
• Why dudes skip leg day and turn into flamingos
• A marathon runner in overalls with ironclad nipples
• Carrie Underwood’s screen-sized lips at a Cody Johnson concert
• Joe Rogan casually roasting Marc Maron as a “crazy cat lady”
• Oklahoma legalizing rooster vs. robot fights (seriously)
• Accidentally stumbling into a cockfight in Arkansas
• Worm paranoia, Trump suing the New York Times, and Charlie Kirk’s martyrdom

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