After last week's double shantay, the race remains locked at six queens (well...five queens and one formless void the editors keep having to cut around). To help separate the tops from the bottoms, Ru turns to perennial favorite: PUPPETS! Then the dolls have to perform in a one-drag queen show and serve purple eleganza on the runway, aided by none other than WHOOPI FUCKING GOLDBERG! I'm sorry, I normally try to avoid all caps on the internet, but I think you have to agree, in this case it's entirely justified.

Join Conde Nasty and Hersula with recurring BFF Valkyrie for another round of strong opinions and stronger cocktails!