Everyone knows that the February back-to-back 1000s in the Middle East are a pretty silly gimmick, but we are willing to put that aside for the sake of agendas to promote Muchová's monumental achievement.

As well as appreciating Muchová's second career title, we also discuss the greatness of Elisabetta Cocciaretto, the Svitolina v Gauff epic, Alcaraz's chances at 41 in a row, and who exactly is the Katie Boulter of the ATP.