Welcome to Too Online, frontline reporting on unserious internet news. This week we brought on music executive Melanie McClain to break down the diss track drama between Drake and Kendrick Lamar. We get briefed on the timeline and then talk through the internet's response. Timeline and memes below: 

Diss Tracks (in order): October 13, 2023: Drake ft J. Cole - First Person Shooter https://youtu.be/Xty2gi5cMa8?si=ZPTcn2gk6vTl3RZE     March 26, 2024: Future & Metro Boomin ft Kendrick Lamar - Like That https://youtu.be/N9bKBAA22Go?si=73jAFY4V5SrSLhYu     April 5: J. Cole - 7 Minute Drill https://youtu.be/F18RQuT3-c0?si=pAIfPtp85FhX6Y0v     April 15: Rick Ross - Champagne Moments https://youtu.be/xORl2QZr4Fc?si=JhBii-s4NaTVe5V-     April 19: Drake - Push Ups https://youtu.be/HKH9p19PRLA?si=cO79Du-wJ8E7a6Fy   Drake - Taylor Made Freestyle https://youtu.be/zhEiduBxX4c?si=Hqz7YhDc9jPbu6YS   April 30: Kendrick Lamar - Euphoria https://x.com/kendricklamar/status/1785329265825001695?s=46 https://youtu.be/NPqDIwWMtxg?si=cS2whyXz6ywweW5P     May 3: Kendrick Lamar - 6:16 In LA https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6gdClArPXc/?igsh=NXVpNHNpd2k4NHJ1   Drake - Family Matters https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6h9xrguXBD/?igsh=YTh2OWkzcmIyMGhq https://youtu.be/ZkXG3ZrXlbc?si=HOGm1QvhlXtKyQIV   Kendrick Lamar - meet the grahams https://x.com/kendricklamar/status/1786606897224941651?s=46 https://youtu.be/2QiFl9Dc7D0?si=PZPNwhhJTxBsQa_C     May 4: Kendrick Lamar - Not Like Us https://x.com/kendricklamar/status/1786906864346681733?s=46 https://youtu.be/phLb_SoPBlA?si=xEdqORwWb0Su94QQ     May 5: Metro Boomin - BBL DRIZZY beat https://x.com/metroboomin/status/1787038173501039095?s=46   Drake - The Heart Pt 6 https://x.com/drake/status/1787294993079750767?s=46 https://www.instagram.com/p/C6m73NuOo8k/?igsh=MWZ6d2g3YjhveDQ3cw== https://youtu.be/HJeY-FXidDQ?si=x64ZiItrX7UNLxAb   Memes:  https://x.com/bitcoinzay/status/1786912350911471861?s=46 https://x.com/tenilleclarke1/status/1786918218671493491?s=46 https://x.com/hipcityreg/status/1787165877047009748?s=46 https://x.com/traphousesports/status/1787130176389644648?s=46 https://x.com/artofdialogue_/status/1787121915565408395?s=46 https://x.com/anothratname/status/1787313371177496691?s=46 https://x.com/iam_johnw/status/1786910490779623583?s=46 https://x.com/yallqunt/status/1786916704011821287?s=46 https://x.com/universallycape/status/1786424007744516440?s=46 https://x.com/whereswongo/status/1786406747554414828?s=46 https://x.com/kingjosiah54/status/1786434127828500891?s=46 https://x.com/bitcoinzay/status/1786616874618212601?s=46 https://x.com/kaypoissonone/status/1787055393115390366?s=46 https://x.com/noahyoo/status/1785335162659647765?s=46 https://x.com/trungtphan/status/1787320358653358545?s=46 https://x.com/abdookin/status/1786618311871992246?s=46 https://x.com/marmarr08/status/1786601490926231715?s=46  

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