Borg Jurati takes over La Sirena with a newly-assimilated assault force, everyone else runs for cover, Picard flashes back, as they play Hide and Seek with Lasers! The Emergency Combat Hologram has a familiar face, and Soong chases Picard into the basement.

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00:00 Episode 121

01:15 Our DOTS get Paramount+

01:45 It's been a long road

02:20 Time to reprogram

02:30 Oh No!

03:00 Baby Yoda Doo Do Doo

03:30 NO KIDS!

03:50 Delta Quadrant where?

04:10 Cooking with DOTs

04:30 No Auto-Tune

05:15 Back from Freecloud!

06:30 Thank you Patreons! https://patreon.com/starfleetunderground

07:30 News - The National Academy of Television Arts and Sciences will honor LeVar Burton with a lifetime achievement award at this year's 1st Annual Children's & Family Emmy Awards in Dec 2022 for his work with Reading Rainbow.

https://comicbook.com/startrek/news/star-trek-levar-burton-lifetime-achievement-emmy-award-reading-rainbow/

07:55 Star Trek: Strange New Worlds Intro - https://www.startrek.com/videos/watch-star-trek-strange-new-worlds-opening-titles

08:09 Star Trek: Picard Season 2 Soundtrack: https://blog.trekcore.com/2022/04/star-trek-picard-season-2-soundtrack-arrives-this-week/

08:46 LeVar Burton Receives Inaugural Insight Award from the Library of American Broadcasting Foundation at 2022 NAB Show https://nabshow.com/2022/news-releases/levar-burton-to-receive-inaugural-insight-award/

09:40 Star Trek: The Art of Neville Page - https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/671293/star-trek-the-art-of-neville-page-by-joe-nazzaro/

11:15 Rorschach test

12:00 Star Trek: Picard S2E9 "Hide and Seek"

12:57 Green Laser Beams

13:50 Rios - Runaway!

14:30 Slipping in to Something More Comfy

15:30 Talin's Beam in

16:20 I'm Trying to be Good!

16:30 SWAT team entrance

17:00 Use Harsh Language?

17:43 Act I

19:15 Put...The Candle...Back!

20:00 Picard's Age

21:00 Backstory Style

21:26 Almost a Headshot

22:15 Alison Pill

22:30 Borgatti

23:35 When Elnor Came Back ECH!

24:44 Keep Away

25:00 Agnes vs the Queen

25:25 Epic Case of Self-Sabotage

26:20 Rios Locked Out

27:00 Timeline's Fucked

27:40 What About Their Butterflies?

28:24 Picard vs Soong: Verbal Warfare

30:20 Data was B4, A Story's Lore, It's Too Soong

31:00 Hide and Seek with Laser Beams

32:15 Going up against Raffi and Seven

33:10 Old Man Pause

34:45 Mind-Fucked

35:10 Just missing Six

35:45 Chateau at Night

36:40 Act II

37:50 German Engineering

40:00 Child-Proof Locks?

40:20 Bitter Seven

41:10 Seven and Raffi - Thelma and Louise

41:50 I've got a Knife, a Corkscrew, and an Ice Pick.

42:50 You look like a Bush

45:20 An ER in your pocket

46:40 Clean Floors Save Lives

47:40 Ignore the Coldness of a Dying Star

48:30 Mental Health 200 years from now

49:50 Picard's Father a Monster?

51:27 Act III

52:20 Elnor vs the Queen

53:10 The Queen's Big Dick

54:00 Raffi was Right!

54:50 No Sheilds?

55:10 Rotating Shield Modulation?

55:43 Sit on my face and break-dance, bitch!

56:00 Those guys got stoned

56:57 Jurati's Stunt Double vs. Elnor

58:37 Act IV

1:01:28 Why Picard Can't Keep Relationships

1:02:45 Seven Re-Borgified

1:03:44 The Long Way Back to the Future

1:04:45 How many Queens?

1:05:15 Just coming from the Labyrinth Ball

1:06:00 It's been a long road

1:06:20 Talking to Soong, Feared...Loved?

1:07:00 Rios's Future

1:07:50 Backwards Memory

1:08:30 Now We're Friends - You and Me, and Me and You

1:09:10 Double Your Renee's

1:10:00 What's up with Q?

1:11:50 Heather's Phaser

1:13:15 Ship Leaves

1:14:50 People of Twitter

1:16:40 Finger Fucking the Timeline

1:17:50 Spoiler or Warning?

1:24:12 National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: 1-800-273-8255

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