Allan and Joe start the show with Max using text-to-speech due to losing his voice, RoboMax. Joe has more pallet snobbery news then a couple of transformers are having permit issues. Joe and Allan both agree on keeping tools sharp and clean for your own safety. Joe brings up prescription safety glasses so you can see and protect your eyes. The "W" hotel in Edinburgh, Scotland has a bit of an emoji problem. They wrap up with a word on keeping bedbugs out of your home.