A/N : We do not own, nor have we ever claimed to own, Lestat, Louis, or any of Anne Rice's characters as our own. Please don't sue us.

Disclaimers at the top of each chapter in a fic may have fallen out of popular practice, but they used to be slathered over every piece of fanwork, message board, and forum in existence. This week, Cas regales Teese with a big piece of why that happened. We're talking about Anne Rice, her wild, online savagings of her critics, and where Lestat now resides.