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Let me take you on a little trip... It's the middle of summer, you've been sitting in the back seat of your mom's Suburban with your siblings for the last few hours when you pull into a gas station. You start to pile out of the car, when your mom gives you a crisp $10 bill and says that you and your siblings can all pick out a snack for the next stretch of road. A feeling of elation sets in as you float across the stained asphalt towards the Quik-Trips double doors, you begin to salivate at the thought of sugary (possibly sour, possibly chocolatey, maybe even gummy) deliciousness. You get to the coveted candy aisle and now it's time to choose... will it be the 100 Grand Bar (Formerly known as the $100,000 Bar)? Skittles or M&M's? Perchance. The choice is all yours... and your bratty siblings cause you're splitting your tenner with those brats. 13 years of your life so far, with 10 of them being shared with these bumbling fools. These conniving twisted wretches who contort and crush your dreams by the day. As if their very existence wasn't enough, your few short years as the treasured only child aren't even fond to look back on, for they happened before your prefrontal cortex even had time to truly develop to collect and cherish those early days. Now you just know you're going to wind up sharing some Mike and Ikes with a finger licker who's tainting all the candy in the box. If only you could get rid of them, but of course who would be the obvious primary suspect? No, you will have to bide your time a little longer...
Wow, that got a little out of hand there... Anyway, Join the boys this week as they talk about their 4 favorite candies. Along the way you'll also hear about; James hates Willy Wonka, Cooper's new Twitter account, the Mandela Effect, blowing out your car speakers, is Jake about to have a stroke?, James makes Hannah clean up the dog's mess, and a whole lot more!
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By Jacob PetersLet me take you on a little trip... It's the middle of summer, you've been sitting in the back seat of your mom's Suburban with your siblings for the last few hours when you pull into a gas station. You start to pile out of the car, when your mom gives you a crisp $10 bill and says that you and your siblings can all pick out a snack for the next stretch of road. A feeling of elation sets in as you float across the stained asphalt towards the Quik-Trips double doors, you begin to salivate at the thought of sugary (possibly sour, possibly chocolatey, maybe even gummy) deliciousness. You get to the coveted candy aisle and now it's time to choose... will it be the 100 Grand Bar (Formerly known as the $100,000 Bar)? Skittles or M&M's? Perchance. The choice is all yours... and your bratty siblings cause you're splitting your tenner with those brats. 13 years of your life so far, with 10 of them being shared with these bumbling fools. These conniving twisted wretches who contort and crush your dreams by the day. As if their very existence wasn't enough, your few short years as the treasured only child aren't even fond to look back on, for they happened before your prefrontal cortex even had time to truly develop to collect and cherish those early days. Now you just know you're going to wind up sharing some Mike and Ikes with a finger licker who's tainting all the candy in the box. If only you could get rid of them, but of course who would be the obvious primary suspect? No, you will have to bide your time a little longer...
Wow, that got a little out of hand there... Anyway, Join the boys this week as they talk about their 4 favorite candies. Along the way you'll also hear about; James hates Willy Wonka, Cooper's new Twitter account, the Mandela Effect, blowing out your car speakers, is Jake about to have a stroke?, James makes Hannah clean up the dog's mess, and a whole lot more!
Be sure to check us out on FB facebook.com/topfourpod
Enjoying the show? Be sure to share this episode with a friend and follow us on whatever podcast platform you are listening on!