Zach, Amin and Mayes celebrate the release of Simon Sez by ranking all twelve of the movies that couldn't even get a single positive critical review from best to worst.

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Welcome to Cinephobe: The Podcast where Zach Harper, Amin Elhassan and Anthony Mayes review movies that are poorly rated on Rotten Tomatoes, and try to ascertain whether or not those movies are accurately poorly rated, or maybe just didn’t get a fair shake. Cinephobe! Wherever you get Podcasts!

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Zach, Amin, Mayes and Kelley L. Carter can only remember numbers by associating them with chess moves or tickets at Madison Square Garden.

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Cinephobe Ep 223: Bad Company - Part 2 (with Kelley L. Carter)

Zach, Amin and Mayes choose the characters that they would most like to have on an episode as a guest to review a different movie.
What character do you think would fit in with the Cinephobe crew the best?

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Zach, Amin and Mayes are recruited by the CIA to pose as their twin brother's alias in order to secure a suitcase nuke before it falls into the possession of a multi-national terrorist organization.

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Cinephobe Ep 223: Bad Company - Part 1

Zach, Amin and Mayes are back in the mall as security guards with delusions of grandeur and an obsession with firearms determined to stop a perverted flasher from harassing their patrons, no matter what it takes.

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Cinephobe Ep 222: Observe and Report

Zach and Mayes answer listener questions live on YouTube

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