The Clintons failed to draw a crowd for the Toronto stop of their North American speaking tour. Almost every Canadian with a cellphone was given a mini heart attack today as the Alert Ready System ran their emergency tests. Margaret Atwood announced a sequel to her 1985 novel, The Handmaid’s Tale, and there’s an alleged panty raider at-large in the city. Plus, the new Dessert Lady in Yorkville is all about the savoury, with the sweet.