December 23, 2022

TorTR #543 - A Bran Muffin for Your Soul

4 hours 22 minutes

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Four retired rockers spring back into action when they cross paths with a robotic Santa Claus at a nearby toy store who goes haywire and begins a rampant killing spree through their town. On Episode 543 of Trick or Treat Radio we are joined by our good buddy Rocky from the band Knowman to discuss the films Christmas Bloody Christmas from director Joe Begos, and The Big Four from director Timo Tjahjanto! This episode takes some turns as we talk about which songs you’re most likely to hear at the proctologist’s office, violent action films, Christmas horror, and the beauty of a careless whisper. So grab your favorite emotional support supervillain action figure, dance like an old man getting a lottery ticket, and strap on for the world's most dangerous podcast!

Stuff we talk about: Mack the Night, atomic skull, Krampusnacht, Merry Christmeth, Santa or Satan?, Tonto Lo Pan, Lone Ranger, leprosy, drunk deranged proctologist, Gary Gnu, cranking and pedaling, Bane mask, Colon Blow, Nord-ish, They Might Be Giants, ROH/NJPW, poked or pegged?, Brown Magic Satan, Nickelback, after three days it’s a punishment, a sense of diarrhea dread, every blooming onion has its thorn, proctology exams while listening to Zeppelin, old man getting a lottery ticket dance, the Carlton Elaine, the Neil Peart of Masturbation, SOD, Rush, Careless Whisper, George Michael, film in 16mm, standard issue mustache, Joe Begos, VFW, Christmas Bloody Christmas, Bliss, Parker Lewis Can’t Lose, handlebar mustaches, Abraham Benrubi, Family Ties, Jarret Blinkhorn, Rhode Island, Johnny Damon and Matt Damon, the f*cks are flowing, extended adolescence, Ravenshadow Versus the Volcano, Mr. Hand, emotional support supervillain, private sector, Silent Night Deadly Night, Terminator 2, Hardware, Richard Stanley, drippy drawers, Jeremy Gardner, head smashing, using an ax like a firefighter, the cunnilingus scene, going method during a sex scene, “the pull over”, melt to mouth, The Big Four, Timo Tjahjanto, Train to Busan, The Last Train to New York, Timo is Primo, The Night Comes for Us, the Indonesian Professor X, “yo!”, pausing a movie to text your friends, showing your yo face, weedables, Lucifer’s Fart, Indonesia’s most punchable face, Fran Drescher, Nanny, Violent Night, Nikyatu Jusu, Jordan Peele, David Harbour, Once Upon a Time at Christmas, I smell burnt uncrustables, and sweep the leg Santa.