The tortured artist. A footballer whose on-field endeavours and fortunes are restrained in some way by external factors.

Be it media, be it injuries, be it mismanagement...be it identifying yourself to Italian police as a rival striker after committing a minor traffic offence.

Footballers aren't robots, their playing careers are subject to physical, mental and logistical damage.

And, of course, a game of Who Am I? at the end...

Enjoy the episode!!