Captain's Log: A transporter malfunction has caused has given Captain Pappi and First Officer Pepper a chance to provide further insightful observations in this episode of Star Trek: The Original Series entitled The Enemy Within. Evil Kirk is on the prowl, with dramatic lighting and spooky music to boot! The cutest alien in the universe makes an appearance, Sulu is a cold little boy, and Kirk takes the phrase "Go F*ck Yourself" very literally. Enjoy this spooktacular episode of Pappi and The Pepper Boldly Go!