This episode of The Deja Review, Mart & Trev strap themselves into the memory machine for Total Recall (1990) and its 2012 remake — and only one of them leaves with their sanity intact.

They kick off with the 1990 original, a glorious, sweaty, one-liners-per-minute sci-fi masterpiece where Arnold blows up Mars, mutates half the cast, and still finds time to crack jokes. Mart and Trev are all in — practical effects, exploding heads, and Michael Ironside giving the greatest “I will absolutely kill you, Douglas Quaid” performance in the history of eyebrows.

They also go on a nostalgic tangent about their shared love of the 1980s TV series V, where Michael Ironside was so intense he felt like he was trying to overthrow an alien empire in every scene — which, to be fair, he was.

Then they hit the 2012 remake, where Colin Farrell runs through a very shiny, very clean future while everyone forgets to put any fun in the script. Mart shrugs: “It’s fine… I guess?” while Trev insists Colin Farrell's performance is commendable despite the story.

Expect rants about missing Mars, debates over whether three-breasted women are a required plot device, and a surprisingly lengthy discussion about Michael Ironside.

By the end, the verdict is clear:

The original is a glorious sci-fi fever dream…

The remake is just having one without the fever — or the dream — or Michael Ironside.

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Chapters

00:00 Introduction to Deja Review Podcast

00:56 Exploring Total Recall: A Nostalgic Journey

06:43 Philip K. Dick's Influence on Sci-Fi Cinema

12:25 Special Effects: Then and Now

18:31 Character Dynamics and Actor Relationships

22:36 The 2012 Remake: A Different Take on Total Recall

31:36 Exploring Memories and Scars

32:06 Action Sequences and References

33:02 Grounding the Story: Earth vs Mars

34:14 Plot Holes and Character Changes

36:08 Stats, Errors, and Enjoyability

38:04 The Impact of the Title on Success

39:03 Comparing Lead Actors

41:01 Supporting Characters: A Comparison

42:54 Original vs Remake: A Preference

43:51 Michael Ironside: A Retrospective

46:38 5 to 1: Michael Ironside

01:00:30 Upcoming Films and Holiday Specials

01:02:35 Episode Blooper

Keywords

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