Merry Christmas! For Total Recast's second holiday special, Sailor and Duke review, rate, and recast the 2003 film, Elf, originally starring Will Ferrell and James Caan.

Sailor and Duke review and rate the 2017 DC Extended Universe movie, Justice League, before recasting the superhero team for a 1995 theatrical release.

Sailor and Duke review, rate, and recast the 1985 film, Teen Wolf, originally starring Michael J. Fox.

Sailor and Duke review, rate, and recast the 1974 film, Blazing Saddles, originally starring Cleavon Little and Gene Wilder.

Note: This episode was recorded prior to the passing of Matthew Perry on October 28, 2023.

Sailor and Duke review and rate 2021's Spider-Man: No Way Home before recasting the official Marvel Cinematic Universe versions of the film's five main villains. They also look ahead to Spider-Man 4, casting a wildcard villain and director for Tom Holland's next web-slinging adventure on the big screen.

Sailor and Duke talk about their favorite Scooby-Doo media before recasting Mystery Incorporated for a new live-action reboot.

Sailor and Duke review, rate, and recast the 1994 film, Speed, originally starring Keanu Reeves, Sandra Bullock, and Dennis Hopper.

Sailor and Duke review and rate Ben Affleck's run as Batman before recasting the fan-favorite superhero for James Gunn's DC Universe film, The Brave and the Bold.

Sailor and Duke review, rate, and recast the 1990 film, Misery, originally starring Kathy Bates and James Caan.

Sailor and Duke review, rate, and recast the 1981 film, Nighthawks, originally starring Sylvester Stallone, Billy Dee Williams, and Rutger Hauer.