Do you all remember the one and only Erik "Shaft" Johnson? One of our veteran guests from podcasts past. It's been over a year since he's been on the show, and his nervousness

shows.

 

Try as he might, Daniel couldn't manage to bring much holiday spirit to the show; probably 'cause he no soul. He can't seem to bring the festive as fuck attitude

to the show. Christmas is a very touchy subject for the show.

 

Daniel sees a girl while eating dinner that looks strangely like his ex. After many socially awkward, panicking moves; it turns out, it was just another basic bitch.

 

While at dinner, Cassie overhears a man of color say that he wouldn't fuck her which may teach Daniel and Cassie about saying bad things about people in public; probably not, though.

 

To try to fanagle some content into the show, Daniel shares a very morbid life plan involving rape, donations and a karma scheme.

 

As if Daniel hadn't learned his lesson enough from trying to add Christmas spirit to the show, he shares a list of unorthodox Christmas songs:

 

On this year's list:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Gx_e_8hHvs

Waffle House 12 Days of Christmas

 

 

https://youtu.be/jWKN-EYFxbs?t=14s

Christmas with the Devil by Spinal Tap

 

Nerd actor, Christopher Lee with such classics as:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLP1PEqp8ks

Jingle Hell

 

And

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FG_YbW5EDgk

 Little Drummer Boy

 

And, who could forget:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOg7aPNLLG0&t=10s

Eric Idle - "Fuck Christmas"

 

Daniel shares how salty he is about the holidays despite trying to buy gifts and be in the festive mood.

 

Various stories are shared about cheap and not-so-cheap prostitution tactics, and Daniel has a scumbaggy view on contractual law in regards to marriage.

 

The question is raised: Will you make out with a chick after she's given you head?

 

Final attempt at Christmas cheer with Christmas traditions around the world:

 

What about the shitting dude?

Or

 

Japanese KFC?

 

What end of the year would be complete without delving into some New Years' Resolutions

Erik has a very sound list that includes: Receiving more blowjobs With his measly 75 this year, he ups the ante to aim for at LEAST 150 next year.

He also wishes to make good on his past debts with the IRS; and of course, getting into shape.

 

Cassie gets a bit more realistic. She wants to fuck a guy with a strap-on, get a car, and make good on her dry year as a lesbian and fuck a woman. All realistic.

She would also like to get an internship, get over her petty little cum-aversion, go to a strip club, and possibly quit smoking (Psyche!).

 

Daniel, the meatbag has become quite scared of his physical state. Due to his weight and status as a smoker, menial tasks have become an emergency. so obviously