The Conduit tries to sink the film "Battleship" (Spoiler alert - no on sinks the battleship), Kentucky Slim and his brother ponder keyboard layout, and the Repeater warns of the potential trouble female, um, issues can have with bigfoot while camping.

Show Notes:

Every line Rihanna says in Battleship - http://www.vulture.com/2012/05/read-every-line-rihanna-says-in-battleship.html
One word review (with more words added) - http://gawker.com/5911532/battleshit
Showing Battleship to wounded soldiers (haven't they suffered enough?) - http://www.shockya.com/news/2012/05/16/battleship-to-be-screened-for-alumni-of-wounded-warrior-project/

Inexplicable review from Entertainment Weekly - http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20483133_20587674,00.html

Crazy Stuff My Brother Says - Keyboards are for left-handed people
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/QWERTY
http://discovermagazine.com/1997/apr/thecurseofqwerty1099/
http://www.howstuffworks.com/question641.htm
http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/askjack/2006/nov/23/numberpadlayouts

Chicks dig bigfoot:
http://www.facebook.com/BigfootChicks
http://www.bigfootseekers.com/
Bigfoot mating season
http://www.flashnews.com/news/wfn01100513fn3688.html