Robbie took out his Han Solo blaster and said, “We’ll be talking toys today.”  Or he would have, if he still had one.  That and many other toys that got away and are now virtual college funds on eBay are the subject of this episode’s discussion of regret.  

(And it’s not even Jay’s regrettable segment, which is invisible this week, so to speak.)  

Robbie and Art talk about the ultimate G.I. Joe vehicle and how to get your own: Dumpster Diving 101.  Art remembers Johnny West and family and scowls about a missing cowl.  Jay has trouble identifying with the subject because he still has everything.  Or at least Mrs. Reed does, in her Museum of a Happy Childhood.  

In geeks of the week, Jar-Jar is redeemed, moviegoers have the opportunity to spend 20 hours straight watching droids and ewoks, and there is news from the Tardis: Who knew?  You will, once you’ve listened.