Mike and John are on a roll as they tear apart an age old argument, sheet by sheet...This topic covers a lot of sh!t, probably due to the laxatives that have clearly kicked in...

Over or Under - which side are you on? 

Then, after wiping out a good deal of time discussing the lower half and after a brief inaccurate recollection (on John's behalf as usual) about who their kids are named after, they head north, sinking their incoherent thoughts deep into the Alaskan wilds - focusing intensely on the Iditarod.

All points discussed are purely the opinions of Mike and John, and are highly influenced by beer and wine - not even good beer and wine - so if statements made sound convincing and confident, use your own judgment - neither of them have been to Alaska, so what do they truly know?