Lost? Confused? Having trouble finding your way?

Never fear, we've blazed a trail for you; found you a path through the forest and marked it out. It should be easy to follow. Just start at whiskey, take a left at Jefferson, go straight on past Oregon, loop back around to Minnesota, and then it's pretty much a straight line from there to Scotland.  If you get to the train, you've gone too far.,

Now, pay attention and try not to die of dysentery.

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