My Therapist Hates You is a weekly podcast where two long-distance best friends unpack their biggest therapy breakthroughs, worst dating disasters, and most questionable life choices—with humor, heart, and a little bit of chaos. Hosted by Carly and Hannah, this show is for anyone navigating modern mental health, queer identity, and the emotional hangover of being a millennial woman in late-stage capitalism. If you’ve ever overanalyzed a text with your therapist, cried in a bar bathroom, or said “I’m working on it” while making it worse—this show is for you.