Completely unfounded fake news hoax misinformation about the Ear Mouse – instigated by radical terrorist Hart Fisher – prompts President Skullgore to protect the lovable critter from those who would do it harm. Speaking of doing harm, a toxic Sludge (Slurry?) Monster wreaks havoc in Franklin Village. Better take a traffic detour if you’re headed in that direction!

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