Bill Oakley (The Simpsons), a.k.a. "the Gordon Ramsay of fast food," offers Mike and Mary Jane a glimpse into his food-obsessed comedy-writer mind, with stories of his legendary tenure as writer and showrunner for The Simpsons (where he infamously once ordered caviar for lunch), how being "well-lopsided" got him into Harvard, and his wacky new line of toys. Plus, Bill tells us how to find the greatest frozen pizzas in the country! But first, Mike and MJ ponder their cell structure, brains, and banking.

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• Music by Jesse Case