From the Great White North, comedian and former Canadian Paratrooper Jason Blanchard helps us prepare for disaster, teaches glove etiquette, scorns "Gate Lice", explains the basics of sales and extensively outlines his plans to be the post-apocalytic benevolent warlord of our dreams. But beware! If you encounter him in the badlands and he already has an eyepatch on, avoid him at all costs, he's too far gone.