Sometimes you get too drunk you can't even. So you order an Uber or a Lyft. It's never fun getting to that point where you can barely remember the evening ... but you do remember the insane ride back home. Here are our stories.

Host(s): Rianne Coale, Akeem Lawanson

The Transit Diaries runs in RedEye's print edition every Tuesday on Page 4. If you have a story you'd like to share, email us at [email protected] with "Transit Diaries" in the subject line.