TRANSCRIPT: It’s time to get your DNA evaluated by our team of Savannah Specialists. Sign up for your free test kit to be delivered to you today! Our medical professionals will acquire a sample of your DNA in under 3 minutes! It can be as easy as a swab, but for accurate results, we prefer blood! Your results will be analysed and sent back to you in under a week! We will provide a detailed report on your ancestry, health, well-being, and potential productivity to the Company, along with suggestions for your ideal diet, our preferences for your sexual compatibility, and your aptitude for Savannah short term employment. The benefits are numerous! Simply say to your Sav-unit “Sascha, I’d like DNA testing” and we will be on our way. Your DNA is important - to both of us. :)

ADDITIONAL NOTES: Written by Brad Colbroock and Tal Minear, Recorded and Produced by Tal Minear.