TRANSCRIPT: Savannah Band is the most popular choice in wearable tech on the market today! At first glance a simple ring, but there much more under the surface. With top of the line GPS technology, Savannah Band will alert you when you exit any Savannah-Safe Protectorate. And if you lose your Savannah Band, it can be easily relocated with your tablet, watch, or phone. With fingerprint matching technology, nobody else will be able to wear your Savannah Band. A micro-microphone embedded in the diamond informs you of shifts in tone that others may find alarming, enabling you to avoid negative conversations and keep that Savannah Smile™. Now available as couples wedding rings! With our patented partner features, you can get daily reports on the happiness of your spouse, a weekly breakdown of most visited locations, and an algorithmic percentage of the likelihood of infidelity! Take on love and life with the Savannah Band.

ADDITIONAL NOTES: Written, recorded, and produced by Tal Minear.

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