Is there really a correct way to pronounce a word? What are words but air pushing out of our lips to convey meeting to one another? Who cares if I say something differently from other people? Is that so wrong? Why do we have to say Colonel the way we do? It's wrong, I tell you, just wrong. Some days, it makes me just want to move out West, look for a job, and get bamboozled into being a hitman for a bartender-Sheriff.