We have another special guest today. No, it's not Ellen, but it's someone even better: Chris' former roommate and banned from all 48 Continental States, Kevin! With Kevin, we discuss such important topics as alternative pumpkin usage, Election Law in the U.S., dating etiquette, and circumcisions?

Also, be sure to vote if you can! https://www.vote.org/ has all the information you need if you're an American Citizen who wants to participate in their civic duty. And if you're not a citizen of the United States, we're sorry our political quagmire has got so in your face since forever, and we wish the Cheeto wasn't the President just as much as all of you do.