After a trip to Erect-An-Elf, Chris and I have breathed new life into the world as our son, Dyryk, rises. Sent to the North Pole, Dyryk will slay the great Behemoth known as Saint Nicholas. 

But first, what's up with all the Elves up there? Like, I get that they make all the toys, but what's the relationship? Are they employees or what? Chris explains it and more in this episode, but I think he's wrong.