The government took our jobs, and now they've taken our property! Not actually, since we're millennials and don't have enough money to afford property, but they metaphysically took our jobs and we're pissed! Chris and I had to take up jobs plumbing in the Mushroom Kingdom, and we don't get any benefits. Our next job has us going up to some  mansion, and I swear I've seen some ghosts hanging out around there.