Yet another wallop of loud noises from everyone’s favourite ‘arseholes’ as this week we tackle the most burning issues in the news in a hard-hitting and uncompromising way. Then we do the podcast which is the usual shit. There’s an ‘exciting’ hiatus in the show this week as we have to stop to go for a job interview down a phone. Find out how it went! I think you can probably guess though.

Anyway shut up because Event Horizon Crescent’s back and there ain’t nothing wrong with The Crez. Word.