Hello again! Well what do you know, it’s only another hour of cack and fancy from your three favourite ‘arseholes’. This time out there’s the barely-awaited return of The Special Crap People Show; Metro is, as ever, shit and the word ‘swit’ gets a good going over.

After all that, what better way to unwind than slipping into a nice warm bath of Event Horizon Crescent? With large friendly letters on the cover.