Episode 16 is an absolute fever dream, and yes — we still somehow call it parenting.

👨‍👧 Darren’s daughters are sending him TikToks that would make a raccoon gag. And who the hell is Bonnie Blue?! Why does she look like she lives in a vape cloud and eats batteries??

😱 Attempting to scar the kids with horror clips backfires spectacularly. Darren’s girls? Emotionless Terminators. Ben’s boy? Fully shat himself. Possibly twice.

🧑‍💻 Meanwhile, young Ben was out here on dial-up internet trying to convince strangers to flash him on webcam. Spoiler alert: There's lots of female predators too. Stay safe out there

🚲 A child had the actual nerve to call Ben’s “mountain bike” stupid — despite it being very obviously a BMX. The audacity. The disrespect. The rage.

⚽ Darren surprises Ben with an Arsenal quiz. Ben shocks everyone by knowing more than three players and not crying once.

♟️ Then it’s chess time. They filmed it. It was painfully boring. BEN WON. Somehow. Nobody clapped.

🎧 If you like questionable parenting, emotional damage, and BMX-related revenge fantasies — this one’s for you.

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