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Treat Yo’Self to a Moon Cruise

Follow writer Dan Marshall (“Home is Burning”) as he shares his hilarious and blunt journey from “Peter Pan” man-child to full-blown adult, finally hanging up his tights to become a dad. Dan's dirty mouth is only outweighed by his big heart as he narrates his adventures, from being distracted by fantasy football while waiting for their first pregnancy test to realizing he's never going finish that “White Men Can't Jump” digital rental while in the delivery room. Dan's voyage into parenthood is his own but will ring humorous and nostalgic to many new and long-time parents.

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Follow writer Dan Marshall (“Home is Burning”) as he shares his hilarious and blunt journey from “Peter Pan” man-child to full-blown adult, finally hanging up his tights to become a dad. Dan's dirty mouth is only outweighed by his big heart as he narrates his adventures, from being distracted by fantasy football while waiting for their first pregnancy test to realizing he's never going finish that “White Men Can't Jump” digital rental while in the delivery room. Dan's voyage into parenthood is his own but will ring humorous and nostalgic to many new and long-time parents.

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