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After a uhhhh 90 day retreat into the danger zone, HKIP is back to deliver our wacky verbal crimes via the power of RSS (real silly shit). Join Sara, Val, and John in the Flora and Fauna Fanclub (also, we talk about things)!
Topics this week:
Joe Biden: trans ally? (no)
Anti-trans bills
What is pipehitting?
Independence Day
Justin Trudeau Retire Bitch
Best in Show Winner Wasabi (cryptid)
Flora and Fauna
Lightbringers: 
Re:Zero
DIY Crafts
Post 10
Featuring: Sara, Val, and John who also edited.
Intro: The Taxpayers - Evil Men
Outro: Kamala Harris - Don't Cum (sic)
Secret Outro: Eugene Levy and Catherine O'Hara - Terrier Things
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112 – Flora and Fauna Fanclub

We're baaack! Sara, John and Val shake off the rust to discuss our new President, Joe Biding His Time, aka Joe Bidet-n, and whatever the hell a Parliamentarian is. Other topics include New York politician scandals, land defenders, Mr.s Foot and Boot, and an athlete's oopsie (extremely offensive) stream word. Warnings, we discuss bidets and ...their function... in the beginning of the episode, which only gets a little bit graphic.
Featuring: Sara, John, and Val who also edited.
Supplemental links:

Maki Itoh
1492 GoFundMe Legal Fund
Braided Warriors

Intro: The Taxpayers - Evil Men
Outro: Unknown P - Piers Morgan
Noise Space | Twitter

111 – Miami Heated Gamer Moment

Well, it actually happened. President Wario has been forced to retire, both from the presidency and from posting. In honor of our least favorite game show host/pile of rancid old yogurt in a suit, we've compiled a list of 64 of his most iconic, bewildering, "jesus christ this guy was really the president, huh" moments and created a bracket. What will be the defining moment of the Trump era? When the dust settles, what will be Donald Trump's ultimate legacy? Let's find out together!
Featuring: Sara, Sam, Val, John, elizabeth leafcrunch, and Roy.
Edited by Sam.
Intro: Wario Land 3 - Title
Outro: Wario Land 3 - Credits
Noise Space | Twitter

110 – Nintendonald 64

We did it! We successfully posted our way through 2020. Thank you for sticking through it with us. On this episode, Sara, Alex Leafcrunch, and John talk about holding the defense budget hostage for $2,000 ransom, Pretendians, Daddy Doug Ford, #carp, and 2020 in general! Sorry!
Featuring: Sara, alex leafcrunch, and John.
Edited by John.
Intro: The Taxpayers - Evil Men
Outro: Daft Punk - Doin' it Right Synth Cover & Daft Punk - doin it right [HHHgreg remix]
Noise Space | Twitter

109 – A Bullet Journal For Your Anime

Well, the election happened I guess! Matt, Sara and Val talk about that for a bit before John heard us talking about Indigenous issues without him and joined us for an update on the Mi'kmaq lobster fisheries. Also Canada's stupidest culture war is back with a vengeance!
Featuring: Matt, Sara, Val and special guest John.
Edited by Matt.
Intro: The Taxpayers - Evil Men
Outro: Gabe Gundacker - Wii Volleyball

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