We puzzle out who the hell is to blame for Clare and Dale's terrifying engagement. While sifting through all of the lies, Dillon transcends to a higher plane of understanding the rituals of the Bachelorette and Kate projects all of her attachment problems onto Dale. And in weird watches, Dillon brings us back to British reality shows with a masterpiece called Naked Attraction. 

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