Happy 4th, Americans—aren’t you happy you aren’t British? Anyway, we’re talking about people who triggered by stuff like the song “My Heart Will Go On;” how a Subway purposely triggered folks in Georgia; a man wins big at the airport; Cher is recording a Christmas album; Pepsi ketchup is a thing; will Mark & Elon fight it out at Rome’s Colosseum?; Virgin Voyages continues to shake up the industry; can restaurants get rid of tipping?; “Coyote vs Acme” movie is coming; and, much more silliness.